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textbook: collegedouchebag: PARSONS Home of: the “Fashion Week” Douche   Affectations: Chain-smoking over a sewing machine until the early morning; shit-talking “commercial” designers that you will most likely end up assisting for the next five years; rolling up to sewing class in shoes from a designer you probably haven’t heard of to make some clothes you’d never want to wear (pirate-themed menswear anyone?); whining about how Alexander Wang is so expensive you can barely afford Ramen; hanging outside trim stores in the garment district; replying to any e-mail sent in the month of August with, “I mean, like, can we start our collection, like, after fashion week?”; being extremely possessive of pin cushions. Favorite Pickup Line: That cross-stitching is reminiscent of Tsumori Chisato Pet Peeve: When someone asks if you went to FIT. — John Jannuzzi, Class of 2009 (drop-out) A little mid-fashion week treat for the kids. Hope everybody is staying alive. Ahh ahh ahhh ahhh stayin’ alive. 1000’s of lulz
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    collegedouchebag:

    PARSONS

    Home of: the “Fashion Week” Douche
     
    Affectations: Chain-smoking over a sewing machine until the early morning; shit-talking “commercial” designers that you will most likely end up assisting for the next five years; rolling up to sewing class in shoes from a designer you probably haven’t heard of to make some clothes you’d never want to wear (pirate-themed menswear anyone?); whining about how Alexander Wang is so expensive you can barely afford Ramen; hanging outside trim stores in the garment district; replying to any e-mail sent in the month of August with, “I mean, like, can we start our collection, like, after fashion week?”; being extremely possessive of pin cushions.

    Favorite Pickup Line: That cross-stitching is reminiscent of Tsumori Chisato

    Pet Peeve: When someone asks if you went to FIT.

    — John Jannuzzi, Class of 2009 (drop-out)

    A little mid-fashion week treat for the kids. Hope everybody is staying alive. Ahh ahh ahhh ahhh stayin’ alive.

    1000’s of lulz

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