October 2011
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Niki Minaj being interviewed by Cosmo is like Niki Minaj being interviewed by #whitegirlproblems
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
Olivejuice
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
Oct 28th
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[men looking manly]
Oct 28th
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All I want to do is screencap pirated movies. It’s 9:30 I deserve to stop working right?
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Today is a Liz Phair kind of day. Whitegirlproblems?
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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standing next to you makes me look like a hooker
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oh My God This Is Amazing →
“Like a baffled bar patron looking for her purse, they are looking for an America that was there a minute ago and somehow vanished.”
Oct 22nd
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She was perched at the bar wearing a floor-length sequined gown with a perilously low back, a fox-fur coat smashed between her forearm and the empty space where her stomach should have been. It was 7:30pm on a Wednesday night.
Oct 22nd
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She always made sure to match the color of her chewing gum to the color of her sweater.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Potential Song Lyric
Art school is for rich kids/ I learned to draw from watching you naked
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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I’ve got that song from the Drive soundtrack stuck in my head, the one that goes “you’ve got me under your spell” over and over. How depressing.
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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I didn’t realize that Beauty and the Beast took place in France until I dated a French dude in college and discussed it with him. I thought it took place in England.
Oct 18th
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This week has been really interesting thus far and it’s only 10:30 am on a Tuesday
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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maybe I need to stop having sexual relations with yuppies
Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Tumblr has officially become Myspace. Like “yaaaaay I have 30k followers and shitty autoplay midi music on mah blaaawwwg!!!1” The human race needs to end NOW.
Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Foursquare is giving me major self esteem issues. Maybe disable push notifications?
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Not Helping
There was an “lol, I’m so self destructive, I use Plan B as birth control” article on XOJane yesterday that made me facepalm x 1million. Some gems from the piece: “the point is, unless a pill gets me speedy or doped up as all hell I will NOT remember to take it” “And by college I mean the year I was 18 and living in Soho and going to “acting...
Oct 12th
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I’m afraid to be passionate about anything. Its easier to cultivate detachment than to deal with unending hunger.
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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I saw a man drawing tattoos on his arms with a Sharpie on the subway.
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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I went to a strip club this weekend and they were playing that Beyonce song: “who run the world? girls”. I feel like strip clubs are such a metaphysical commentary on beauty, feminine ideals, male gaze and the patriarchy. Also girls smell like strawberries.
Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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“Gwyneth Paltrow is going to portray me in a biopic based upon my life? Hold on,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via teacakes)
Oct 7th
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Joan Didion
#WhiteGirlProblems get over yourself gf
Oct 5th
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re:collections: Life Lessons in 140 Characters or... →
gaponski: After the party people won’t remember your entrance, but they will remember how you left. Balance it out and show up already drunk. Go read the whole thing, the rest are just as good.
Oct 2nd
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Oct 1st